By the age of 30, you should have: - a Bluesky account - a favorite spoon - an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely - back pain

I'm literally on the couch trying to will myself up from the pain. And my favourite spoon is a long handle titanium one I take hiking

Oof. Too real.

I'm not sure about the "back pain". But... The main reason I haven't deleted my Twitter account's just so bigoted haters (like Mista_Greenie) can't snatch my username there and use it to spread lies and misinformation about me. As for the spoon... Uh... This small Care Bear spoon I have? o.o; ^_^;

No one actually needs a Twitter account

It's like you're speaking to me directly...

But I'm 24 and have all this. Am I an honorary 30 year old?

I'm 20 and I have all of these what does this mean

Wasn't able to do the Bluesky account as Bluesky didn't exist until I was 31. Otherwise, on point for this millenial

Wow, I checked all of these

I got my last twitter account banned for making death threats to marketers. Not any specific marketer or group of marketers. Like marketers, collectively, as a concept. : /