Girls don't like boys, girls like saying "oooh big stretch" whenever a dog does a big stretch

Dogs are vermin.

Between you and me I know some boys who also like this

Appropriately enough here's my dog doing a big stretch.

I do this when boys stretch too

I do it for my cat so ehhh close enough

Or a cat!

They also like naps and plushies

I do this with my cat constantly!

If a dog does a big stretch and there's nobody around to say "Ooh, big stretch", did the dog even stretch?

I say this to my dog ALL the time