Here in gamer civilization, NO ONE chooses to be called The Drift King back in college

Oh no

Do you have a crown that says “The Drift King” as proof?

Not your best work.

People who do (they see the consequences):

Dan i like you, but im really tired hearing about this drift king shit

Are you having a stroke or something?

The mantle of drift royalty is thrust upon them.

Its actually awarded now. Ceremony and all.

Another banger from Roasted Turkey Game

Some are born to Drift, some seek to Drift, some have Drift thrust upon them