I am still in the UK. God is dead and my ancestors are restless

Once you're here, you can never escape

Sounds pretty normal for the UK. Was it raining as well?

I WOULD say come on over, we got you... but... idk man I don't think we even wanna be in the US right now lololol

so q typical friday in yorkshire

dan this is terrible soon you'll start talking about how you need to steal major historical items and put them in a museum.

If I see you in the Heathrow airport on Sunday night, can I get a pizza?

Atleast you don’t live in a north Norwegian fjord during the polar night. Why my ancestors settled here and why no one moved before is beyond me.

praying for a speedy escape

Why are you british?

what did you do to the queen