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Official shitstream of the U.S. Federal Bureau of Celebrations (FBC). If you love holidays, you are legally required to follow this account.
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๐ˆ๐๐“๐„๐‘๐๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐๐€๐‹ ๐“๐‘๐€๐๐’๐‹๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜ is Sept 30. Sperฤƒm sฤƒ aveศ›i o zi al naibii de รฎncรขntฤƒtoare.

International Translation Day | United Nations
International Translation Day | United Nations

International Translation Day is meant as an opportunity to pay tribute to the work of language professionals, which plays an important role in bringing nations together, facilitating dialogue, unders...

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Goddamn we love ๐๐‹๐€๐’๐๐‡๐„๐Œ๐˜ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜ on Sept 30 !

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๐€๐’๐Š ๐€ ๐’๐“๐”๐๐ˆ๐ƒ ๐๐”๐„๐’๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜ is celebrated on the last school day in September. Here at FBC HQ, we celebrate every Monday morning during weekly management meeting. "There's no such thing as a stupid question" is bullshit.

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Sept 27 is ๐’๐€๐•๐„ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Š๐Ž๐€๐‹๐€ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜ in places where dropbears live. And before you get all excited, know that it's illegal to have a Koala as a pet anywhere in the world, even in Australia.๐Ÿจ

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Sept 27 is ๐๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐๐€๐‹ ๐ƒ๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ๐‹๐„ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜, which is about epilepsy awareness, and all sorts of famous fuckers make little sketches to raise money for the cause. Huzzah!

Doodle Day - Epilepsy Action
Doodle Day - Epilepsy Action

National Doodle Day, when famous faces from the worlds of art, sport and entertainment create one off doodles to support people with epilepsy. These doodles are auctioned off to the highest bidder fol...

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Sept 27 is ๐๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐๐€๐‹ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜ ๐Ž๐… ๐…๐Ž๐‘๐†๐ˆ๐•๐„๐๐„๐’๐’, when we here in the FBC offices forgive Bureau Chief Carl's annoying habit of stealing yogurt from the employee break room fridge. Tomorrow, it's back to slowly poisoning him.

National Day of Forgiveness
National Day of Forgiveness

To Promote Pragmatic Forgiveness

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Sept 27 is apparently ๐๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐๐€๐‹ ๐‚๐‘๐”๐’๐‡ ๐€ ๐‚๐€๐ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜, so....do that I guess? ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿ”จ

National Crush a Can Day
National Crush a Can Day

Learn how you CAN celebrate this special holiday Looking for a reason to celebrate today? Well, look no further! Today is National Crush a Can Day and itโ€™s the perfect occasion for you, your family an...

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Just a reminder that if you are a U.S. citizen and if you or any member of your household or extended family love holidays, celebrate holidays, or have heard of holidays, you are legally required to follow this account. ๐Ÿ—ฝ ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿˆ

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Sept 26 is ๐‘พ๐‘ถ๐‘น๐‘ณ๐‘ซ ๐‘ช๐‘ถ๐‘ต๐‘ป๐‘น๐‘จ๐‘ช๐‘ฌ๐‘ท๐‘ป๐‘ฐ๐‘ถ๐‘ต ๐‘ซ๐‘จ๐’€, a great day to slap a rubber on your raging cock & prevent a pregnancy or two. We're looking at you, Carl in the FBC mailroom who already has too goddamn many kids. But seriously, contraception needs to be more widely available and easily accessible! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿช–

World Contraception Day
World Contraception Day

Access to contraception is a human right.

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Rude Holidays (Official FBC)
@rudeholidays.bsky.social
Official shitstream of the U.S. Federal Bureau of Celebrations (FBC). If you love holidays, you are legally required to follow this account.
19 followers48 following64 posts