Don't you hate it when you get transformed into an old horny trucker tanuki all of the sudden because of a cursed hat? of course not, you have always been that of course

Just imagining how musky your cab would be from those huge sweaty balls

Trucker age progression and personality change hits different

I adore this and need one of those hats 👀❤️💕❤️💕

Ideal ball size right here.