what is *happening* to this publication
Nonstop unprotected orgies on all public transportation!
what in the blue blazes is happening inside that orbital motorway
How did the Standard go from the thing that city hall feared most, the headline in every tube passenger's hands, from swaying mayoral elections to....this?
If people start talking on public transport, the rates of violent crime in London will soar.
"Standard News" if a contradiction in terms. They wouldn't know News if it bit them in the bun. Let alone publish the damn stuff.
I like that he aimed for 18 distinct commandments, and then by 9 he'd already clearly run out of steam
Rawdogging is decaying in meaning faster than staycation
Owen Jones has let himself go
The whole point of learning how to conduct yourself in London was always to remember never to speak to a stranger and never ever try to crack a joke or say something witty.. It is THE thing which made London different to the rest of the country. A schoolboy cultural error worthy of a Russian bot.