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🔞Rune J. Sword (any/all) & Death McHandsome (they/them) making BEHOLD! an adventure serial of queer sword & sorcery mayhem. AI FOAD 🔞 Read our stuff! www.runeswordproductions.com/ Support us! ko-fi.com/runeswordproductions
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Two novellas, one book - Double-Edged, Mongolian inspired, Sword & Sorcery! WASTE FLOWERS is by @brynhammond.bsky.social@gorangligovic.bsky.social@vor-bokor.bsky.socialwww.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...

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The final chapters are up on www.runeswordproductions.com BEHOLD!--a saga of beating hearts & bloody mayhem, repressed Barbarians & gender-questioning scholars, magic swords & "wands" that are just assault rifles, gay liches & giant spiders that can help you transition--is now complete.

"In the Breakfast of the Grim Lord" (Illustration for BEHOLD! Chapter 17: Pancakes.) A breakfast spread of bacon, eggs, butter, syrup, and a big stack of pancakes. Only the tiny terrified person in a loincloth and thigh-high boots, lying atop the stack as if fallen from a great height, gives away that all this food is truly enormous. Also on closer inspection the pancakes seem to be made of damned souls. Same with the cutlery. The bone china seems inlaid with real bone and uh oh I don't think all this copper-smelling sticky stuff is syrup.
"Behold, I Have Called it." (Illustration for BEHOLD! Chapter 18: Title Drop) Cheered on by his undead husbands and their minions, the Dark Lord Osseon towers triumphant over Brodcrum, a seemingly vanquished Barbarian, who kneels at his feet, his severed sword hand on the ground beside him. Is Brodcrum's gaze on the ethereal vision of his lover in the sky behind the Osseon? Or on something shiny visible through a rupture in Osseon's black steel codpiece?
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Something shiny...

"Behold, I Have Called it." (Illustration for BEHOLD! Chapter 18: Title Drop) Cheered on by his undead husbands and their minions, the Dark Lord Osseon towers triumphant over Brodcrum, a seemingly vanquished Barbarian, who kneels at his feet, his severed sword hand on the ground beside him. Is Brodcrum's gaze on the ethereal vision of his lover in the sky behind the Osseon? Or on something shiny visible through a rupture in Osseon's black steel codpiece?
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The final chapters are up on www.runeswordproductions.com BEHOLD!--a saga of beating hearts & bloody mayhem, repressed Barbarians & gender-questioning scholars, magic swords & "wands" that are just assault rifles, gay liches & giant spiders that can help you transition--is now complete.

"In the Breakfast of the Grim Lord" (Illustration for BEHOLD! Chapter 17: Pancakes.) A breakfast spread of bacon, eggs, butter, syrup, and a big stack of pancakes. Only the tiny terrified person in a loincloth and thigh-high boots, lying atop the stack as if fallen from a great height, gives away that all this food is truly enormous. Also on closer inspection the pancakes seem to be made of damned souls. Same with the cutlery. The bone china seems inlaid with real bone and uh oh I don't think all this copper-smelling sticky stuff is syrup.
"Behold, I Have Called it." (Illustration for BEHOLD! Chapter 18: Title Drop) Cheered on by his undead husbands and their minions, the Dark Lord Osseon towers triumphant over Brodcrum, a seemingly vanquished Barbarian, who kneels at his feet, his severed sword hand on the ground beside him. Is Brodcrum's gaze on the ethereal vision of his lover in the sky behind the Osseon? Or on something shiny visible through a rupture in Osseon's black steel codpiece?
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Something shiny...

"Behold, I Have Called it." (Illustration for BEHOLD! Chapter 18: Title Drop) Cheered on by his undead husbands and their minions, the Dark Lord Osseon towers triumphant over Brodcrum, a seemingly vanquished Barbarian, who kneels at his feet, his severed sword hand on the ground beside him. Is Brodcrum's gaze on the ethereal vision of his lover in the sky behind the Osseon? Or on something shiny visible through a rupture in Osseon's black steel codpiece?
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Whatever you were expecting, it probably wasn't this. Chapter 17: Pancakes and Chapter 18: Title Drop, the FINAL two chapters of BEHOLD! posting tomorrow.

"In the Breakfast of the Grim Lord" (Illustration for BEHOLD! Chapter 17: Pancakes.) A breakfast spread of bacon, eggs, butter, syrup, and a big stack of pancakes. Only the tiny terrified person in a loincloth and thigh-high boots, lying atop the stack as if fallen from a great height, gives away that all this food is truly enormous. Also on closer inspection the pancakes seem to be made of damned souls. Same with the cutlery. The bone china seems inlaid with real bone and uh oh I don't think all this copper-smelling sticky stuff is syrup.
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Sometimes you grow up expecting to be a nerd only to realize one day that weapons make your heart sing in ways that books never could...

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Ah yes, the two genders: academic and naked, heavily armed dumbass.

“The God of Knowledge Demands a Sacrifice.” (Illustration for BEHOLD! Chapter 4) A distraught scholar clutches his dissertation to his chest, preparing to burn it as sacrifice to the God of Knowledge as a disinterested priest, his incantation complete, turns away from the pyre.
“Sword & Sorcery Is When Character Development Means Losing All Your Clothes.” (Illustration for BEHOLD! Chapter 11) In the foreground, an adorable jumping spider poses on top of… *something,* waving a little spider flag in victory. In the background, a petite person wearing nothing but silk undies, their long hair flying free in the breeze, gazes up at the stars, a magic wand that looks a hell of a lot like an assault rifle propped against their shoulder.
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🔞Rune J. Sword (any/all) & Death McHandsome (they/them) making BEHOLD! an adventure serial of queer sword & sorcery mayhem. AI FOAD 🔞 Read our stuff! www.runeswordproductions.com/ Support us! ko-fi.com/runeswordproductions
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