actually the same can be said for a couple people on here. once they left twitter, despite having other means of contacting me, they went completely silent. people love to say "everyone is BUSY!" but why is that only applicable to everyone but me lol
there's one friend i had on social media who would literally only ever use me to dump on and now that she's not on twitter anymore she literally does not speak to me lol glad i could be of service when your best friend dumped you, glad to know i'm good for nothing else to you
i'm gonna try to kill myself again this weekend if you don't hear from me anymore i finally succeeded
orbit packages their gum like they don't actually want you to chew their gum
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why i make breakfast and then shit on company time
is happiness real
sometimes i forget pilgrims progress wasn't required reading for everyone
im kinda surprised gen z hasn't picked up on bloodhound gang i feel like they're a band kids these days would love
but the good news is i just successfully used a razor to shave and didn't cut myself like an emo bitch