wait a minute, is zoloft the reason I can't cry anymore okay that's enough zoloft.

Just found out I’m pretty much gonna need to double my monthly income to start breaking even again so uh Anyone looking for a concubine?

Seconded! Prayer has always been a poor replacement for ACTION

I keep seeing that new GI Joe beat ‘em up be advertised and I have zero reason to be interested in it if it’s not completely packed full with Fenslerfilm references

Genuinely moved to near tears when I get a good whiff of it. Thank you, pleasant cool atmosphere 🙏

Finally getting that refreshing cool fall air. So glad it doesn’t feel like the space around me is trying to air fry me anymore

They definitely did some over polishing with the REmakes (except the first one because that’s the one I’m nostalgic about(and also it was really good and scary))

I think the weird facial animations kinda worked in the original Dead Rising’s favor. It’s cool that they fixed them I guess but I’m always gonna miss the grocery store man’s scary uncanny valley puppet mouth

Got too invested in the rules of the setting of my dream and now that I’m awake I don’t know what the fuck to do

Damn you were never even close to joking about how bad you wanna get scratched!