Could AI co-ordinate emptying the dishwasher, making a round of tea, making a round of water, watering the plants, doing a poo, making more tea, making more water and then going for lunch without getting any actual work done? Hmm?

Could AI send vaguely flirtatious emails to Janice in Accounts whilst exchanging raucous football-related banter with Neil in marketing? Hmm? Could AI laugh at the names 'Anax Pompilous', 'Rancid McCracken' and 'Gay Suage' with Jess in customer service? DOUBT. HITTING THE BIG DOUBT BUTTON!