Guys, I want the Kristofferson/Toby Keith confrontation to be true, but it’s likely apocryphal.

Brother, if you told me that Kris had driven to Toby's grave in a cowprint onesie while smashing White Claws and then dropped a steaming triple-curler on the headstone, I'd believe you. Kristofferson was a goddamn legend for a reason.

It is true in my heart.

Allow us to have nice things, Russ.

As true as any T… never mind.

shhhh too soon.

Shhhhh

Some stories are too good to fact check

All that matters is Kristofferson lasted longer and stronger.