America without immigrants

Luckily this abomination is not real

This isn't actually correct. America without immigrants would be Indigenous peoples and no one else. But I get the point of the joke.

Well, the guy on the picture is an immigrant.

EGSG SALAD

overcursed

I got salmonella poisoning just looking at this.

Egg salad by itself is okay but I'd rather have an egg salad sandwich instead and I'm concerned about the quality of the egg salad you'd get out of a machine like that.

fuck that just deport me at this point

I definitely want immigrants, but also WOULD.