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Ryan North
@ryannorth.ca
You know, the Dinosaur Comics guy! The Squirrel Girl guy. The Fantastic Four guy? The How To Invent Everything / How To Take Over The World guy? The non-linear Shakespeare guy? The Project Wonderful guy? Look, I'm... I'm a lot of guys
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I'm still so mad about this. it's called a rising crust pizza and then waaaay on the back in teeny little type it's like "lol you fool, you absolute buffoon: this crust has already risen and will rise no further." should be illegal in my considered opinion. Dr. Oetker is a criminal and also Giuseppe

Dr oetker brand frozen pizza or should I say FROZEN LIES?? it says "rising crust", clear as day
the back of the mendacious doctor's pizza box. I'm beginning to think he might just be a brand and might not actually hold a medical degree!!!!
THIS PIZZA IS A LIE. A LIE
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Mmarvinbutters.bsky.social

That's a risen crust pizza and ought to be labeled as such. Such perfidity!

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WMtrashmuppet.bsky.social

man idk, i don't usually associate "doctor" with "fine cuisine". makin me think of hospital food here

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Bbootsmcgoot.bsky.social

i'm not gonna snitch tag Giuseppe into this because we're not going back to the old ways

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GFscumbelievable.bsky.social

makes you wonder what this "Giuseppe" was doing during the Years of Lead

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Lkizzlemymizzl.bsky.social

@skyvilar.bsky.social giuseppe tinha pizza esse tempo todo e deixo a gnt passando fome?????

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This is criminal!!

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TTtaggtheotter.bsky.social

Never forget what they took from us.

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vcoastv.bsky.social

that actually should be illegal. they’re deliberately using it as a selling point

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TLtlawson.bsky.social

Close-up from Memento of a Polaroid captioned “Don’t believe his lies”
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mcmjolnir.bsky.social

Dr Oetker was a Nazi

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Ryan North
@ryannorth.ca
You know, the Dinosaur Comics guy! The Squirrel Girl guy. The Fantastic Four guy? The How To Invent Everything / How To Take Over The World guy? The non-linear Shakespeare guy? The Project Wonderful guy? Look, I'm... I'm a lot of guys
15.5k followers431 following2.2k posts