went into the woods for a snack & now I don't feel so good..

Bro are you on creatine because you are lifting my spirits rn

RIP Jesus you would have loved cross posting

who up meatng their loaf

turns out edging is a form of meditation

I like the following tab on here but some of y'all repost the most random shit (it's me I'm y'all)

me and my online gay fake husband saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe but we want to fuck you senseless

Sexual health is very important so make sure you have sex on weight lifting equipment.

leave it to zuckerberg to lose all his users to a platform everyone hates

the line between violent and violently horny really is so thin when you’re me