I'm going with James and his lass, who is a yank. I enforced the 3 goal rule at Brentford but she's told him that they have to stay until the end this time. I doubt I'll make H/T before fucking off.

We’ll be to the Compton early doors if you fancy a pint? I’m guessing we’ll be back there by the 39th minute (it takes 15 to walk it)