babe are you ok?? you’ve barely fucked your DUNE 2 promotional popcorn bucket

A Fleshlight gone horribly wrong.

Walk without rhythm

Sarlacc Pit-corn. Sarlacc Pit-corn.

Yeah... I've seen Flash Gordan, Star Wars, and a whole mess of Dunes, not reaching in there.

Popcorn Fucket

Pop-Hulud. "We have wormsign, the likes of which even god hasn't seen."

something something summoning a big one

hear me out: this, but the promotional popcorn bucket attachment is the gom jabbar

@vincalota.bsky.social

This is so atrocious. I must have it.