Tried showing up the edging party and the bouncer stopped me at the door saying that I can't come. And now I'm confused as to whether or not I'm invited
Every time I cry over something dumb. My tits grow bigger.
My goal is to be the first person to have to call emergency services after successfully tying my dong in a knot.
I think I'm gonna try to tie my dong in a knot. I'm surprised I haven't tried it before.
Ecstatic that @rickyftw.bsky.social is on blue sky. I guess I'll use it again if it means getting more of my favorite news boys. Seriously have watched every video they've dropped for like five years straight.
-whispers in your ear- "Can we talk about how Titan has an atmosphere and seas of liquid methane and ethane?"
Hold up, can I do the progesterone thing with my estrogen?
Everything was worth it 🩷🩵🏳️⚧️
I know it's all placebo right now. But holy shit this is the best drug ever. I am literally a god right now. Absolutely invincible and beautiful and reborn and growing a new.