Damn. About forgot this shit existed.

Twitter died and I simply stopped thinking in bite size terms. But now I have three different versions of twitter on my phone that I simply do not need.

Bing bong.

I’m here and I’m def shit taking Pisces guys because one of them is crawling back to me and BOY HAS HE BEEN WORKING OUT ♓️

Elon Musk just confirmed that a prominent right wing influencer on the platform was suspended for posting "child exploitation pictures" also Musk confirmed that they just reinstated his account

holy fucking shit

I love being like, “I know a spot,” and that spot is just specifically guessing a person’s most furtive trauma with the kind of accuracy that lets them know I’m just as fucked up as they are.

God bless being childless so not only do I have unlimited time to waste I end up skipping going to see two movies in one day, but I did it all to lie in the sun topless and not have one human ask me for shit.

Remember when season 1 of Killing Eve was incredible and then it just got worse and worse? https://giphy.com/gifs/bbcamerica-bbc-america-killing-eve-polastri-H56CGcD2hlgvB8hjxU

I love how my response was “I have arrived…” and then I disappeared for 14 days.