ooh ooh ooh I may have gotten a job as a BARTENDER at a tiki bar maybe potentially possibly TBD
not now kitten mommy is speaking to her 8 followers
Exaaaaactly
I feel like im in a random bedroom at a party petting a cat. it’s nice
yapping on here feels like whispering
Do I just fucking die with this handle how do u change it
also radically flopping on hoe alter ego acct which is perhaps more offensive. what did that bitch do to you other than relay a titty
flopping radically on main. questioning whether it is in direct relation to the substantial weight I’ve put on. perhaps a sign from the heavens to stay in my lane until an eating disorder remanifests. perhaps a sign to stop being a whiny bitch. who can say
things I miss: 1) the milf 2) my husband 3) cheese in abundance 4) fully functioning phone 5) mojito