Whose man is this? I just want to make sure you keep him to his word. I can’t wait for him to laugh at me. FB weirdos are a whole other kinda weird.

My last show of 2024 is in Cincy on 10/17: www.cincyticket.com/wink Limited to 200 tickets.

I just realized that Trump is trying to do the same thing to the term “fact checking” as what he did with the term “fake news.” News that he didn’t like was “fake news” but that’s not what term originally meant. His following now believes that “fact checking” means journalists hate his “facts.”

Astonishingly another brave human has committed my artwork - and the words of @sagefrancis.bsky.social - to their skin. The tattooist has done a great job too! I particularly like it when I don't know these are happening and they pop up in my timeline - bang on, Brian Who I'll Probably Never Meet!👊🏻

Dear weirdos who are panic buying and hoarding toilet paper, It’s made in the USA. Whatever though. Time to install my bidet.

One day I’ll even teach him how to dig for records.

This woman was standing in front of me at CVS. I laughed at the seahorse design on the back of her shirt then I had to check myself. That shit actually slaps. I need to make a silver shiny jacket w/ a badass seahorse embroidered on the back. Sort of like the scorpion jacket in Drive but more nordic.

I was reading about simulation theory and someone in the thread was like, “Have you ever seen your neighbors bringing in groceries?” My wife and I had a good laugh at that. In the 5 years we’ve lived here we’ve never seen our neighbors bring in groceries. They’ve see us do it a lot though.

A guy called Lebaneser Scrooge has a cooking show on YouTube, and my episode premiers tonight at 8pm ET. If you really want to jazz up your Friday night you can join us in the live chat. It’s fun stuff.

I Cooked a 10 Course Meal for Sage Francis - Lunch with Lebaneser

YouTube video by Lebaneser Scrooge

I’m not sure how chopping litter in half is really helping the environment, but people seem to be pumped about it.

#DadLife #SageAdvice #environmentallyfriendly

TikTok video by Sage Francis