A Hall of Fame side-by-side.

Omfg

Being lazy and cross posting to multiple platforms really backfires when you copy/paste a typo in 3 places.

I got my 2 y.o. an Elmo costume for Halloween, it’s basically heavy hoodie pajamas with his face on top. When opened it to try it on her she looked at me in horror, which is when I realized it looks like an Elmo pelt when no one’s wearing it.

Started the coffee without a pot, happy Monday!

The second you think to yourself, “At least I can get caught up tomorrow,” your child will instantly spike a fever. Sorry, I don’t make the rules, it’s the Law of Working Parents.

From now on, my answer when I’m asked a question I don’t want to answer will be: I’M FOCUSED ON THE FUTURE

My youngest who is practically a newborn, I just had her yesterday, she’s a teeny tiny baby, has somehow turned 2? Which I think is illegal?

Happy 0th Birthday!

I know plants aren’t sentient and all but I’m sorry, my squash are hilarious.