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Sara Hoffman
@salsus.bsky.social
web analyzing [ lesbian in a hat ] You can call me Hoff (they/she) inahat.co/buymeacoffee
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Today is a day of mixed feelings and emotions.  - The first day of being a landlord.  - The last board meeting for the Digital Analytics Association.  - The last day of the work for the final round of Google's GA4 Readiness fund, a project I've worked on since it began in March 2021.

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Hey DC folks, I'm renting my condo. Do you know anyone looking for a one-bedroom? inahat.co/dcrental

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I've decided that my alignment changes to Chaotic Evil when it comes to #nametwins. A mother goose has laid six eggs and has been told by the HOA that they cannot stay once they hatch.

Screenshot of the body of an email. The text reads, "Geese gonna geese. I'm not your Sara(h). Cheers, some other Sara Hoffman"
There is an image attached with the Untitled Goose Game goose with a knife.
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win for the day: I said obfuscated correctly

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I don't want to be recruited to work for a place that sounds like an ointment or something a doctor would prescribe.

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Cat or unicorn, you decide.

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TIL: when you’re 10 years old, being 12 minutes late to school is “super late” I told her that I can’t even log into my work laptop so she’s having a better day than me.

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Is there some kind of secret sauce to figuring out where/how ants are getting inside your home?

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Do you need Girl Scout cookies? Of course you need Girl Scout cookies! Order from my kiddo: inahat.co/GSCookies2024

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Sara Hoffman
@salsus.bsky.social
web analyzing [ lesbian in a hat ] You can call me Hoff (they/she) inahat.co/buymeacoffee
32 followers35 following52 posts