AND IF I CLOSE THE WINDOWS I HAVE JANNEQUINARD IN A MINISKIRT AS MY BACKGROUND

Bootleg elden ring astro . He has a sorcerors tower in the altus plateau where it's him, quimperain, and leveva all doing their illegal magic shit where no one bothers them on account of all the wormfaces and imps

janne became a preceptor purely through nepotism but uses it for his own nefarious (read: benevolent) means (hes basically trying to combine the healing power of finger incantations and the combative aspects of carian and glintstone sorceries)

quimperain doesn't have any room to argue with his master's ideas about how to marry the school of carian glintstone magic and the incantations of the fingers because he was a crucible knight before he came into the service of the carians

Ted meanwhile is having to save stephanivien every 5 minutes from stepping on miranda sprouts and wraiths and shit bc hes only thinking about fixing the constructs that wander in liurnia of the lakes and nothing else

Steph is just like well hes a bit weird and doesnt talk much (doesnt know what a bloodhound knight is) and he watches me sleep but i trust him! I think.

Tedalgrinche who has never had a master anyways decides to just begrudgingly accept that steph is his master now and acts as a guard dog for him as they travel through the lands between. Slowly relearns how to use his voice because as a bloodhound knight he wasn't allowed to speak

steph is one of the inhabitants of volcano manor that serves in an unofficial capacity as the mechanic who works on the abductor virgins but starts to doubt the role he plays and when he finds the secret path leading to the prison town he finds tedalgrinche and decides to make a break for it

joye snickering to herself "have you refilled your blinker fluid ted"

LMAOOOO JKFDHGKLDFHG "ITS LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK!"