you cant speak cause what do you know you cant run cause where would you go ™️

your mom is a blue sky

When you said friends with benefits, I thought you owned a dispensary.

I don't know what's going on and at this point I really don't fucking care

This app gonna increase moderation now all us crazies are becoming active or coming over from threads. Yall better appreciate the time we have now. I know some of yall gonna ruin it for everyone. 🤨

Oh hell no we can’t edit posts here!? I’m leaving

Is it bluesky like brewsky or or is it bluesky like blue sky?

Is a lobotomy still an option because if so I’m very much open to that.

Instantly needed to sleep after consuming half a burrito. Just woke up and I’m thinking I may have eaten too much at one time. Not having a good time right meow.

I won’t post nudes because if I did you’d all fall in love with me and be like “woah Danny you’re a real Dionysus I can’t believe I ever loved anyone else ever in my life wow you’re so good looking omg let me feed you grapes while you lay naked covered only in a loose cloth”