C’mon, “Starmer scholars” surely aren’t a thing?

Also, for those of you who are paying attention to more important things, the Starmer government in the UK, having won an overwhelming majority, is now engulfed in a corruption scandal.

Peer gave Keir Starmer more clothes worth £16,000, declared as money for private office

Exclusive: Donations worth £10,000 in October 2023 and £6,000 in February 2024 bring gifted clothes total to £32,000