ME: Last day of junior kindergarten! Wow! Honey, I’m so proud of you. 5YO: Wanna know something? I don’t remember anything the teachers taught me.
If I'm paying $250k for a Titanic tour I better die
The 2-year-old found a folded road map of Michigan, and all week she’s been carrying it around, opening it to look at it, holding it to her ear, pretending it’s a phone. If any of us even look in its direction she’s like, “DON’T! IT’S SPECIAL TO ME!”
good vibes only on this site you little punk, you fucker you piece of shit
Will my wife and I ever tire of referring to our 4 and 2YO girls as “The Disgusting Brothers”? We will not
We had a few of these patio stones in our garage we wanted to get rid of, so I posted them of FB Marketplace and immediately 10 people were like, “SEND LOCATION I AM SPRINTING TOWARD YOU NOW”
