I was with one of my kids at the paediatrician’s today, and in the waiting rm a 7YO asked his mom if he could play on her phone and she was like “No, maybe we could have a conversation instead” And I was like “good for her!” But then she said “Do you think AI will destroy humanity or be helpful?”
I have tennis elbow from sun screening my children 20x/day
My daughters have happened upon a film called “Frozen” — have you heard about this thing?
I’m just an uncle standing in front of a nephew asking him to please try harder to hit the toilet with his pee while he’s visiting
People make fun of the Canadian military, but I just saw three uniformed soldiers at Costco pushing a cart brimming with Red Bull and hot dogs, so
ME: Hon, did you see anything cool at nature camp today? 5YO: I saw a SEWER OVERFLOWING 🙌 ME: Ah, thank you City of Toronto nature camp
One of my favourite Toronto things: Sprinting out of my house with all my best knives and chasing this man down the street when I hear the bell
BROOOOO YOU NEED TWO BOOKMARKS WHERE’S YOUR SECOND BOOKMARK IT’S FOR THE ENDNOTES BROOOOO
