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accidentally remembered some plot points from Rise of Skywalker and now I’m legit slightly angry

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BMbustomundo.bsky.social

The first time I heard Jay Bauman of Red Letter Media describe it as "Fuck it! Nothing matters!", I thought that should have been the only thing the opening scrawl said

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peripatetic.bsky.social

Is it actually worse than the prequels? I avoided it, assuming it would suck but was it worse?

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DSredmisfit.bsky.social

The correct title is Tragedy of Skywalker

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YMyelnikmcwawa.bsky.social

Nobody talks about the sequel trilogy’s biggest crime: they disrespected my boy

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ALT: Star Wars Cringe GIF

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KBjuicysteak117.gay

still haven't watched that movie. eventually micah and jazz will make me

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SJsecretjournal.bsky.social

You just don’t like brooms.

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Dsignordom.bsky.social

Every time I remember the dagger scene. So you're saying in 30 years, there has been no earth moment and no decaying of the old death star structure and how did she know where to stand!!! Argh 🙈

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Ncasuallychaotic.bsky.social

"There is a secret planet that can only be reached with this special guiding beacon..." ...unless someone has stolen your ship with the beacon in it, in which case you can still get there without it just fine.

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Zzephyrem.bsky.social

Everyone brings up the palpatine somehow returning thing but the thing that annoyed me the most was the completely unnecessary Chewbacca death fake out And maybe the silly knife macguffin too

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SHshano.bsky.social

JJ's first draft of the script just had one word, "MacGuffin!"

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codemonger at bluesky FAQ: pins=🔜, bookmarks=🤷, ipad=🫥 📍London
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