what do you think they’ll announce the Apple event? my bet is on some sort of phone

McIntosh

A slighty bigger phone, and a new feature no one cares about?

if they realease a new android would be FANTASTIC!

Newton Pro. (or, more realistically, Apple Intelligence and some additional emoji related products)

My bet is they *won't* announce the new way they've found to screw over their own customers/employees.

i heard from a trustworthy source that it might have a "touch screen"

A background app that randomly sends to check ins to my ex. No, wait. They already did that. An app that does *not* randomly send check ins to my ex?

The all new iBanana

A clone between iPhone and iPad that you don't have to hold to your ear! Easily speak in public.

> my bet is on some sort of phone an iPhone perhaps