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Samuel
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tried to test the database to see if it was ACID compliant (poured lemon juice all over the servers) and now everyone is mad at me for some reason
Probably because you just did happy path testing. You need to add test cases where you pour alkaline over the servers (a baking soda solution will do) and a neutral pH solution. Tsk, developers, what are you like?
Next stop, check it's SOLID!
bluesky running without servers? never knew bluesky’s architecture was serverless
To test indestructability let children do the test and disable the break or escape key!
clearly you should convert it to a BASE database, to neutralize the lemon juice
guess they've never heard of a Soak test
Try hydrochloric acid??
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