Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/1... The drug economy evolves under Darwinian principles — selection of the fittest. After generations of policing, the most efficient survive.
Mia Rochelle Baggenstos, 37, and Reginald Lamont Reynolds, 35, were arrested for delivery of methamphetamine, unlawful possession of methamphetamine, unauthorized use of a vehicle and possession of a ...
Next time use the "This bag is covered in fentanyl" bag so the cops won't touch it or otherwise work themselves into a panic attack.
I blame the ironic t-shirts of our youth.
I dunno, maybe there's a probable cause defense here.
Here’s a NY Times op-ed in 2018: The War on Drugs Breeds Crafty Traffickers www.nytimes.com/2018/03/26/o... (free gift link)
The people in prison are the ones who are dumb enough to get caught. The ones we miss are the most cunning.
Look I have a LOT of pot-theme “funny” household items. But I’m NOT carrying around a felony’s worth of drugs in public with them
Gotta love Portland. Just unhinged.
Irony is not probable cause!
Doing Portland proud