Heating pack on my lower back and ice pack on my pelvis for pain management 😭

A Thong of Ice and Fire

I told her my hometown was where Mary Ingalls and Laura Ingalls Wilder lived in Little House in the Big Woods was set and she quit chatting with me 😅

Coworker: Did you know the youngest person to go to college in Iowa was 12? And the 3rd youngest was Mary Ingalls at 15/16! Me: Do you know who the 2nd youngest person to go to college in the state of Iowa was? Them: No, who?? Me: 🌚

I believe you about as far as I can throw you, and I haven’t worked out in a few years

As a representative of the class of 2010, no fucking way. I don’t believe you lmao

The guitarist of Breaking Benjamin is heart reacting every comment I ever made on their fb page, going back 10+ years…

That hot shower + ibuprofen combo is saving my life i swear

Grandma has been transferred to my uncle’s house and is safely settled with her O2 tank now. My parents are being told it will be at least 3 weeks before Vidalia gets power back.

Excuse the fuck outta me Jake???? What???