Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #252,014! huge if true

this mf just said he’s become friends with school shooters

this mf just said to stop school shootings make the doors stronger

too lazy to make new skeets so i’m reposting all my greatest hits, call me billy joel

my cat when i stop him from eating something that will literally kill him

barack obama watching oppenheimer

got so high i tried to put on the phillies game and didn’t realize i was watching a replay of the game i just watched yesterday until the fifth inning

bf just asked me “why do you only have the exact number of hangers you need? it’s giving monk”

not to be controversial but i think it would’ve been okay to k word hitler

liberals: donald trump is the greatest threat to our democracy. we are slowly descending into fascism as he strips away our rights. no one is safe if he comes to power. liberals when trump gets a paper cut: thoughts and prayers 🙏😇❤️