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sarah 🐳
@sarahbaldwin.bsky.social
a hero and a cool
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when can we stop pretending barbie was good

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who can relate 🗣️

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me when i googled myself and found an article from a mormon lady reminiscing about a depressed baby she met 20 years ago and it was a picture of me

euphoria meme saying “wait, is this fucking play about us?”
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why are succession episodes so goddamn long i don’t have the attention span for this

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my friend and i started succession last year but we didn’t make it past the credits so my only understanding is that it’s a show about a senile man who pisses on the floor

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why does parsley taste so bad

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get a cuddly cat, they said. you’ll love it, they said.

cat sitting on my face
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hairdresser asked if i also wanted her to take care of my unibrow, i’ll never recover

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my coworker (also 23) and i just went to get lunch and a lady thought i was her child

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being a leftist at a private liberal arts school in bumblefuck PA really changes a person,,, i knew i didn’t stand a chance when our DSA treasurer voted for tulsi gabbard

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sarah 🐳
@sarahbaldwin.bsky.social
a hero and a cool
2.1k followers243 following255 posts