fuck the super bowl my dog was in the puppy bowl

congratulations taylor swift

throwing a super bowl party to watch a lexus commercial

consumerism gone wild is the people who watch the superbowl for the commercials, you need to be locked up

so what the hell do i do with all my invite codes now

is bluesky open to the public now 🧍‍♀️

what the fuck happened to all the praying mantises

like that’s the whole issue in the first place innit

everyone saying celine’s body language looks uncomfortable… she’s literally stiff

just got a facial and they made my aunt sign as my legal guardian because they thought i was underage (i’m 24)