i love when i’m trying to sleep and my cat wakes me up playing the ukelele

my aunt just asked me if two women or two men can get married why can’t first cousins

me on my fourth handful of tums of the morning when the warnings say no more than 10 a day

and it’s easter so the office is closed!!

holy fuck i just tried to pay my monthly mortgage and the payment confirmation says $162,983 when it was supposed to be $1,629.83 i’m about to pass away

imagine saying this unironically 🙂

if y’all don’t hear from me it’s because i’ve been making moves in silence (having a depressive episode)

oh wow i forgot this app existed

cool and normal behavior

talking about school lunch debt and this dude in my class said “should kids be punished just because their parents can’t pay? i say yes” 👍