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@sarahndipity.bsky.social
lazy doomsday cult leader winner of the church chili cook off '24 Lord of Lubrication Earl of Safe-butt-stuff Witch Professional Midwesterner™️ Cryptid enthusiast Genderqueer enby they/she Old af Nurse (LPN), mama, wife
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well if you ever travel to this side of the world, let me know and we will have a molort date

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hey now, I eat sketti for breakfast all the time

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both things can be true.

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omg sue 😍

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lmao of course he did

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when you're the only one who can (currently) do your job, and you whine about your bad back enough, sometimes your boss buys you a nice chair

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awwww that sounds so nice, i bet grandpa tim is a delightful dancer

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I wanted you to say something about a biohazard 3 lab and non disclosure agreements. im beginning to wonder if you really are international spy 🕵️‍♀️

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good boy ⭐️

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that better not be raisins Eric

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Scare-uh 🦇🎃👻 (they/them)
@sarahndipity.bsky.social
lazy doomsday cult leader winner of the church chili cook off '24 Lord of Lubrication Earl of Safe-butt-stuff Witch Professional Midwesterner™️ Cryptid enthusiast Genderqueer enby they/she Old af Nurse (LPN), mama, wife
1.2k followers763 following19.5k posts