S
Scare-uh 🦇🎃👻 (they/them)
@sarahndipity.bsky.social
lazy doomsday cult leader
winner of the church chili cook off '24
Lord of Lubrication
Earl of Safe-butt-stuff
Witch
Professional Midwesterner™️
Cryptid enthusiast
Genderqueer enby they/she
Old af
Nurse (LPN), mama, wife
1.2k followers763 following19.5k posts
well if you ever travel to this side of the world, let me know and we will have a molort date
hey now, I eat sketti for breakfast all the time
both things can be true.
omg sue 😍
lmao of course he did
when you're the only one who can (currently) do your job, and you whine about your bad back enough, sometimes your boss buys you a nice chair
awwww that sounds so nice, i bet grandpa tim is a delightful dancer
I wanted you to say something about a biohazard 3 lab and non disclosure agreements. im beginning to wonder if you really are international spy 🕵️♀️
good boy ⭐️
that better not be raisins Eric
S
Scare-uh 🦇🎃👻 (they/them)
@sarahndipity.bsky.social
lazy doomsday cult leader
winner of the church chili cook off '24
Lord of Lubrication
Earl of Safe-butt-stuff
Witch
Professional Midwesterner™️
Cryptid enthusiast
Genderqueer enby they/she
Old af
Nurse (LPN), mama, wife
1.2k followers763 following19.5k posts