We, the reporters, ask a question no one else is asking, answer it quite emphatically in the negative, but feel compelled to ask it anyway www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Democrats are hopeful, but one important question remains: could a giant space whale come and swallow the earth? All signs point to no, but we will find out later this week.
Fox News's coverage has some bits of this too. The parts of the broadcast I tuned in for seemed like a total cope pity party.
The hopium is strong here!
Creative writing and Robert Evans-style rhetorically questioning and answering oneself are alive and well in our newspapers.
The beatings will continue until you agree that there are divisions.
You can feel the disappointment oozing from their typesetting
Is this the IRL human equivalent of AI "slop" Can we also call this type of "journalism" "slop"?