Sent to me by a friend.

:D

This is awkward. My uncle Jack is a horse masturbator.

and did you introduce your friend to commas

go easy there capital letters man.

😂

Typing entirely in lower case is so infuriating to me. Like it’s a personal insult or something.

Either way, uncle jack needed help and we stepped up! we didn’t just stand there with our phone out

Vocabulary is the difference between helping my uncle dismount from a horse and helping my uncle off a horse, I guess?

boss, archie the cockroach would like a word

sorry about your reading comprehension