Due to a minor fuck up, I'm currently in Essen(city) without a ticket for Essen(con) until tomorrow. Thought I'd treat it as a chill bonus day off, maybe go to a yarn shop or get a manicure, but turns out it's German Unity Day and everything's closed. It's 9am and I'm already bored. Send help.

Have you, and I realise it may not be your thing, listened to 'When we were Dragons', a 14-episode podcast series that charts the rise and fall of Gary Gygax?