I pretend these are rendering errors in the simulation we live in.

Roadkill and Fallout 4. I think I just reinvented Mad Max.

Didn't Spock take it in Menagerie?

She may be the first, but Kirk and Spock both have a history of stealing entire starships.

You will become who you are supposed to be. This pain and hardship will not go away, but the immediate fire and sting of it will dull in time as you grow. It will become a milepost from which you measure your success and progress as a human being, destined to be greater than he could ever dream.

Both can be true.

All my stuff is on Google Home and I'm disinclined to rebuild everything on Alexa,. especially since I don't use other Amazon products very much. I'm planning to cancel Prime anyway since my Amazon purchases are down anyway and they have ads on paid videos now.

Trek has enough time travel shenanigans without that box adding to the trouble.

The timelines wouldn't make sense, for one thing, the Soong androids are nowhere near the humanoid Cylons, which would have predated Soong.

I'm still waiting for Google to let me use Assistant with "Computer" instead of "Ok Google"