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🎃 Jeremy Boo-rimy 👻
@satyric.bsky.social
Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills and hyperfoci. Partner of @cynxyn. Seeking new work.
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I’ll only repost my own, but there are much better ones by amazing writers in the thread.

Brought to a Court we'd never seen To question, and thereby to glean What ails the Prince, our schoolchum Since we knew you We never did manage to learn Who's Rosencrantz, or Guildenstern A deadly and absurdist Hallelujah 13 贝 企 Jeremy Bearimy @Satyric• 12/16/21 Replying to@EllenKushner On holidays, the jar I hate Is flaked carp in a jellied fate But now I'm told that store-bought will not do you The secret to this special dish So nu, you have to grind your fish! Then boil the bones, enjoy Gefiltelujah #AltHallelujah
If calculation's what you seek Nix improbability chic Just figure how to split the tip brunch threw you Then bistromathic drive's repast Delivers you Slartibartfast Here's Earth Mark 2, rebuilding hallelujah
There are no limits on the time When you can contribute some rhymes We'll be here and happily listen to you For silliness, it has no cost You haven't any whimsy lost When you feel better, come #AltHallelujah 1 1 Jeremy Bearimy @Satyric• 12/6/21 Replying to @NerdBurgerCraig Y'all think that Torn is by Nat's hand But what of poor Lis Sorensen Who wrote the words she sang much later to you It comes to most as quite a shock that first performed by Ednaswap and only later covered by Imbruglia
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There is an even sadder tale Paul Simon pennd, and sang, and wailed Of how to part ways amicably or miffed Not fifty but he was bereft Each time that Carrie Fisher left And wrote more, the original Taylor Swift
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🎃 Jeremy Boo-rimy 👻
@satyric.bsky.social
Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills and hyperfoci. Partner of @cynxyn. Seeking new work.
827 followers988 following8k posts
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