That's ok. Now I want to live

Sorry. Looks like someone has really miscellaneoused on your cornflakes

No spurs players is unsurprising

Could have been worse. I'd have gone with Tugendring, for example

Just as the prophecy foretold

My wife's parrot is in love with some guy named Jeff

our baby has decided she doesn’t need to sleep anymore and going on day three it feels like I’m drunk driving basically all the time. they shouldn’t let me send emails

You're going to go nuts when you learn about "pause"

This. It's the gold standard

I don't think I've ever seen an opinion that more needed to be anonymous