Even "Shoot-em-in-the-face" Dick Cheney understands the consequences of this election and has made a choice. Bret, on the other hand, is an embodiment of literally the dumbest segment of the U.S. voting public: the undecideds.

“It was so small, even the mice were hunchbacked…”

“How small? It was so small, when I put the key in the lock I broke a window…”

I am in general a peaceful person but this is the one crime for which I support capital punishment.

Spitting on it is one of 173 actions that voids the warranty and you're also not allowed to resell it.

Geological proxy war

Plural Jamelle?

This is exactly what's preventing establishment R's like Mitt Romney and GW Bush from formally endorsing Harris.

Yeah, sadly in retrospect he is absolutely a proto-Trumper

April 19, 1995