Pork tuah, is this anything? Hog tuah maybe? Pig on that thang? God I'm so lonely

Brazilian Miku and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Creationist climate skeptic, call that a primate change denier

That's literally the exact reason why it's funny

Hello bone worm

It would be really cool if I had more than 0 followers on here

That's that shit I don't like

I feel the cold steel press against my temple and as the hammer cocks back I'm forced to admit that they've caught me on an indisputable technicality. My hand trembles as I lift the pen and reluctantly sign the document making it official... The Québécois ARE Latinos.

I'm like the Ted Kaczynski of enjoying a couple of beers, call me the schooner bomber

"Chien chaud, grenouille sauteuse" - Albert Camus