"why are there never consequences for my actions?" says girl who never takes any action unless all possible consequences have been priced in

💭 an iOS shortcut that triggers when you open bluesky and starts playing mr blue sky

mom can you come pick me up i renovated my mind palace and they’re roasting it on mcmansionhell

too many people go on writing retreats. I am going on a writing attack

ah yes, the entertainment, attractions, and gaming expo at the excel 🤔

my approach to driving in milton keynes

i am, for better or worse ^^;

uhh, what does it mean if friends are texting me "happy mother's day ;)"? 🤔

ypad no!

now that is a godsdamn mood 😬