too many people go on writing retreats. I am going on a writing attack

Like Jack London said..."You can't wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club".

Don’t forget to attack the dangling participle.

My mom is a writer and when I sent her this her response was: "that's right, they can all get fucked"

attagirl!

Mine is a writing surrender

YES

Attritional warfare

writing feint, bait with a false writing retreat and then hit with a surprise writing flank

Given my overall productivity lately, I am on a writing ceasefire.

I play my writing face down in defense mode and end my turn