yoooooooooo

i’ve been digging into the “organized retail crime” panic for podcast purposes and can confirm that it’s basically fake

i take conscious steps not be a doomer but sometimes you read something and immediately, intuitively understand that we are nearing the end of civilization

A lot of political discourse is just pretending that we don't have policy solutions that we definitely do

mars just beat earth for the "reddest planet" award for the fifteenth year in a row. when the fuck are we going to get our shit together

whoa your tales are awesome! you should meet my old wives

Saying what is becoming too controversial on Musk’s platform all the way over here: I think Nazis are bad

I think one of the main reasons we see and tolerate 9/11 jokes these days rests on important historical context: it proved far more dangerous, toxic, & fatal to take it TOO seriously than it is ever likely to in its inverse, that is by not taking it seriously enough

No I’m not an orgy guy

should be illegal not to prefix Tom Waits with the honorific ‘Legendary’