mars just beat earth for the "reddest planet" award for the fifteenth year in a row. when the fuck are we going to get our shit together

we still got the "red, mad and nude planet" award locked up

Florida the only one out on the court with their head in the godddamn game I stg https://a-z-animals.com/blog/what-is-floridas-red-tide-and-why-you-need-to-avoid-it/

What is Florida's Red Tide? (And Why You Need to Avoid It)

Here's a complete breakdown of the red tide phenomenon in Florida: what it is, how to protect yourself from its dangers.

Gerrymandering is wild on Mars

2027

*starting a fire in the California wilderness* IM TRYING GOD DAMN IT